Singing Alice

A small girl ranging from ages 3-7 who sings badly but people think it's brilliant. A perfect example of this is shows like America's got talent and various terrible talent shows

"Singing Alice's bore me"

Cyber bullying

A terrible excuse for being an idiot on the internet and getting yelled at about it.

Idiot: "He guys, i realy think that jews caused 911"

Person 1: "You fucking idiot"

Person 2: "I'm going to kill you"

Idiot: "YOU ARE CYBER BULLYNG IM GUNA REPORT YOU TO THE CIBER POLEECE."

And such is Cyber Bullying.

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The projectile snot splat

The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.

You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Common with sick people and 5 year olds.

"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."

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Everlasting Gobstopper

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.

Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.

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Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.

"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"

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Blockland Adventure Mode

A supposed secret un-lockable campaign mode on Blockland that really is a joke on the forums that makes people be confused what it really is.

"Joker: Dude, This weapon needs to be added to Blockland Adventure mode"
"Other guy: What's Adventure Mode?"
"Joker: Can't tell you, you need to unlock it on your own"
"Other guy: WAH! :C"

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Assumption Song

An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.

"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"

Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.

"Hay, Can I sing the assumption song for you"

"Sure!"

"*sings*"

"Eww gross *Throws pie in face*"

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