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Yo best homie. BFF.
Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.
Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.
2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. âLambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gownâ she said softly. âI believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!â said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
An aggressive and fat nurse.
When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.
Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.
Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.
The Tetris-like positions participants need to assume to fit into a densely packed orgy.
Andy Dickâs last party was in such a small apartment I had to take the L position in the orgygomy.
White, angry, and typically wealthy individuals filled with entitled rage.
The angrosaxon accused the establishment of serving him filet mignon that was not cooked sous vide, as advertised. By the third time the dish was served with an unmistakable helping of foam ubf (unidentifiable body fluid).
A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
A shota Goose takes care of everything. Itâll fix your watch.