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an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.
he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.
3π 5π
a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres
Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock
4π 1π
a person who derives sexual pleasure from sticking his tool cock penis plonker in someone else's anus, arsehole mud button usually a homosexual elton john
don't drop the soap near that fucker, he's a certified mud nudger
7π 2π
a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
16π 4π
a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay
Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn
3π 3π
for a woman, to be in such a state of sexual excitement, that her twat is leaking
Britney was so hot for me she was fizzing at the bung, man.
19π 16π
semen spermjizm remaining in a tart's slut cunt pussysnatch from a previous sexual encounter
there's nothing worse than parting her flaps and finding someone else's cunt butter already there
62π 25π