Feeney

When you make no sense drunk, yet more sense than normal. When you cant bare to throw away empty alcohol vessels and stack them for your audience. When drooling while sleeping is cool. When you sleep in others beds without intent. When your fingers twitch at parties. When you randomly blurt out sentences that make no sense to others. When Tequila is breakfast.

Oh my god he was out all night. When I came in he was sleeping on the floor and the oven was still on. Such a Feeney.

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