Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

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beef

It's what's for dinner.

Beef: it's what's for dinner.

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quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

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Xanadu

A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.

"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"

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>_>

An annoying internet emoticon people use instead of stating how much of a dumbass they think you are, often stating how much of a hypocrite they are. Also used as <_<

"who cares >_>"
"Hypocrite."
"whats a hippocrite >_>"

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zygomorphic

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

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signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

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