Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

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Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

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Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

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Dinner, Supper and Deserved

This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.

It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.

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Walkward

Adjective to qualify an alkward moment experienced when one recognizes someone far away and walks for a long time to reach them without knowing whether to look at the person or elsewhere.

I saw Jessica at the end of the street and she went towards me. This was going to be walkward.

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McBurghost

In western superstition: vengeful spirit that inhabits the body of a man after eating at Mc.Donalds. It cannot be seen, only heard through loud groans and screams coming out of one's rear.

"Dude, go see a priest: I think you have a McBurghost."

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

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