Gibson SG

The absolute best guitar. Raspy, crunchy, bluesy, unmatched in it's ability to rock.

Clapton, Tony, Hendrix, and best of all, Angus use(d) the Gibson SG.

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chicken

What everything seems to taste like.

Chicken was probably in primordial soup.

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Wuxi Finger Hold

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh

*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

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nose burn

The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2

*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha

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Finger

Triggers the release of a deadly gas when pulled

his finger was pulled and damn it stunk. we had to get the county fumigated.

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The Joker

The most badass clown this side of Gotham

The Joker's most famous line: Ha ha

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pickanosis

A chronic case of nose-picking.

We regret to inform you that your son has a severe case of pickanosis

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