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Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
âI knew I shouldnât have played baby roulette! Now Iâm pregnant!â
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When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!
Even worse than Murphyâs Law. Farrellâs Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrellâs Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
âMy stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!â
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When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
âThat hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexyâ
The male shoots a cumshot into a girlâs nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.
âSorry Iâm late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex fluâ