dick garage

the fleshy meat sock surrounding a dog's penis.

Hammerdog's dick garage is dangling like a Mexican hammock today.

Wow, look at the dick garage on that Great Dane....its like a furry elephant trunk.

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Blige Water

The rancid nectar of a Sea scags axe wound, in other words female ejaculate or pussy juice with a foul smell similar to that of stagnant bilge water.

I was plowing this redwood of a whore when she squirted her blige water all over my mothers couch.

This buttermilk has the taste and texture of my wife's bilge water.

Umh........ i sure could go for a nice warm glass of bilge water?

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