0.5 inch

A micro-penis but still bigger than most womens

Man:"i have a 0.5 inch penis and i feel anxious" therapist:"well, it seems like you have a micro-penis, but hey its bigger than womens... For now there is a definition on UD if you need to know the same thing i said".

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Howdon

A land of drugs, pedophiles, and metros from experiance

Man #1:"i went over to howden to visit name redacted for a pint ye knaa"

Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".

She was such a feminist

An insult that doesn't work because true feminists actually want equality between genders

Guy #1:"she was such a feminist" Guy #2:"you mean a feminazi".

Super gay guy

A myth, a legend who knows what he truly is.

Farmer guy:"my cattle got raped by super gay guy but only the male ones got clap"
Super gay guy in disguise:"i'm sure they just had an orgy"

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Ben dover

A guy that i have only heard of who the fuck is he???

Guy 1:"who's ben dover?"
Guy 2:"IDK he is always is in our kahoot game tho"