Whenever you are in a math class, you MUST have a deck of uno cards. Type doesn't matter, just have a deck.
Teacher: that's all we have for today. Take a break
Students: *sit there and do nothing*
Nerd in the back: rule uno
Students: *start tryharding at uno*
Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.
Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
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If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.
Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*
If there is a rule with specific credentials in it, such as a decimal point or negative sign, that rule is it's own rule, regardless of what rule -2 says.
Man: I found a rule 1.5, but I cant use in because of rule -2
Other man: rule -4. Yes you can.
This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!
1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!
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Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.
Boy: why does this rule exist?
Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158
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You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.
User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...