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I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.
Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
say this when your doing something fun and you wanna say something ig.
Guy 1: this is fun af
Guy 2: ikr its so WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guy 1: ok.
a grasshopper riding his unicycle
he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
the opposite of when you don't like stuff you dumbo
Bartholomew: i really like stuff!
Claire: stfu you autistic grasshopper
dum shit my friends say.
usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.
also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.
way better than McDonald's, Nandos is the bestttt
Person 1: Lets go get some Nando's
Person 2: Okrrrrr