Blunk

The mixture of Spunk and Blood, like you would find after having unprotected sex with a girl who's got the painters in.

Her: "lets have sex"
Him: "but you're on the blob"
Her: "Then lets make Blunk!"
Him: "aye, go on then, its either that or wank meself stupid"

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Thundercunt

(adj.) a person who displays extreme forms of cuntish behaviour.

"David went on holiday when he had promised me a reach around. What a thundercunt!

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