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When a midget attempts to say his pant you call him Bilbo saggins
Midget:Check me out I'm sagging my pants
Taller Person:Stupid Bilbo Saggins
Making contact with the sun through eyes. Don't look at the sun. Who does that? Don't do it. You will be blinded by god. And colorblinded to orange. Don't ask.
"Hey Billy, have you ever tried looking at the sun?"
"Yes. That's why I'm blind, Bobby. "
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The part of your boost which nobody remembers unless it starts hurting
The part of your boost which nobody remembers unless it starts hurting
The third biggest supplement of salt in the world just behind CSGO and Overwatch the depths of PUBG (player unknowns battle grounds) contains 12 year olds screaming that somebody is hacking and 40 year olds doing the same which fills salt levels to and extreme high
Terry:Have you every play player unkowns battle grounds?
Samantha: Yes thats why i have 90% more salt in my body than i should
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Games like overwatch where most of the community is made up of porn fanatics
Becky:Did you here about that new hentai simulator?
John:No what is it?
Becky:Overwatch
John:I'll check it out
Having sex whilst doing a crazy stunt like walking on a tight rope or even playing Minecraft
Megan:Did you hear Stefan is an extreme porn pro now.
Bill:No way that's so cool
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