Doog

The absolute opposite of good.

"Dude, my dog just died."
"Doog."

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axing

The act of walking up to a door late at night, slamming an axe into it with all your strength, and leaving it there.

"I'm going axing tonight."

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Pai Nai

"Where at?" in some language or other. I think it's Korean.

"Yo man, pai nai?"
"Dude, wtf?"

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loyola

One of the few "schools" defined on Urbandicitonary.com in which there are more positive definitions than negative.

A good thing or a bad thing? Hmm...

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tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

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metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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