Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

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Plagiarism

New word I made up - means to steal someone else's work

Person1: I made up a new word - Plagiarism
Person2: Who the fuck are you?
Person1: Plagiarism, it's a new word I made up
Person2: Why are you in my house?
Person1: It means to steal someone else's work
Person2: I'm calling the cops!

Masturbator

Someone who is an excellent bait user when fishing. These people enjoy a simple life and usually do not like inappropriate online content.

Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!

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