Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

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street cred

n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".

Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."

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wi-five

It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.

Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son

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diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.

E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"

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Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

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bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

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