furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

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mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

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horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

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vadge

Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.

Don't be such a vadge!

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contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

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dime

Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.

I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.

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bulldog

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.

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