emerald fever

A sexual obsession with Celtic women. Specifically a women with fair skin and short tempers.

Dave: Why is Jimmie at that Irish Pub?

Jim: New barmaid in from Ireland. That guy has had Emerald Fever for years.

Ragnabash

Originally, a hobo party resulting in everyone meeting at once without any plans. This has evolved to any gather of homeless resulting in a rave. It has a slight undertone of planning criminal activity such as assault and robbery.

Those bums down the street got a hold of a boom box and did a ragnabash all night. I barely got enough sleep for class today.

snafx

Short for "Social Networking Artificial Face eXchange." This is when someone fakes being someone else on a social networking site. Typically done to get the someone else in trouble, start a fight or just trash the someone else's reputation.

Dude: "Hey, why did you say you were showing up last night on Facebook and didn't show?"

Chic: "I didn't say that on Facebook. I wasn't even on Facebook last night."

Dude: "I bet your roommate that you got in a fight with last week snafx'ed your Facebook."

Chic: "That bitch!"

Hildegard

A very tough, tomboy like young lady that constantly insults and fights men. Typically she is just looking for a strong sexual partner deserving of her. Origin: a church sermon about "Hildegard of Bingen" popuarly done around churchs of New York going back to the 1950's.

There was this Hildegard at the bar last night that kept on screaming at the crowd looking for someone to play pool with her. Finally some biker faced her down and took her home.

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Dune Roller

A derogatory term for a flaky non-community-contributing attendee of the Burning Man festival. While this festival has a lot of original artwork, original performance and alternative lifestyles, a "Dune Roller" is there just for the scene, party and overall experience. The worst Dune Rollers are critics of venues without any contribution. (Origin: an analogy to a tumbleweed but heavier and more of a burden.)

Sam, "Is Sandy helping with the Alternative Energy venue this year?"

Darla, "Hell no! That Dune Roller is baked from the time we arrived and won't come down 'til we are back in San Francisco."

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Stratten's Law

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

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Upstairs Maid

A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.

"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."

"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."

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