Armchair Fan

A fan of american football or any sport where they react in an extreme way to the teams ups and downs without any actual knowledge of the sport. Often calling into radio shows to voice their displeasure.

Radio Caller: The Eagles lost this past weekend, fire the coach and bench the QB! I never liked those bums anyway!

Steve: Damn armchair fans know nothing about football. One games does not a season make!

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Chick Through Rate

The number of girls you have to get through on dating apps/sites to find someone worth dating

Matt: Having a hard time finding normal girlfriend material on Tinder
Sticky: You should try Match.com, the Chick Through Rate is probably better

Dock about that

When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together

Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that