Double O

In the manner of Bond - James Bond, in reference to his heightened abilities in the fields of suaveness, je ne sais quoi and general smoothness. Used as an adjective as in 'That car is double o'

'Do you like my new sound system?'
'Yeah man, double o.'

'What did you think of that band?'
'Double o.'

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bice

Faeces.

Can be used as a noun e.g. 'a large bice' or a verb 'I'm going to bice'.

It originates from the Swedish word 'bajs' which means faeces.

"I really need to drop a bice after that kebab I ate last night."

"Where are you going, Pete?"
"To bice."

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semi-conga

the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.

"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."

Ahzzing

Stop goofing around

Boys, stop your ahzzing around

raco

Pronounced 'rar-ko'. The quality of having bad breath or halitosis. It is most often used as a noun - i.e. 'he is raco'. It can also be used in an adjectival sense as in 'she has raco breath'.

'Man, your breath is raco after eating that kebab.'
'Thanks, I'll go and clean my teeth'.

and

'My cat is raco as f*ck.'

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tile

A tile is a slang variant of idiot, fool, ignoramus, clown. Commonly used as a noun i.e. "He's such a tile." Less commonly as a verb: "Stop tiling around!" and even more infrequently as an adjective, as in "He does the most tiley things."

"Ashton Kutcher is such a tile."

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mingerola

the second degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, 'mingerola 'is a 2 - bad but not the worst.

"Stacey is a semi-conga."
"No, she's not that bad. She's a mingerola."

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