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When you are caught giving head under a table
fuck my girl got caught pulling a Lewinsky
When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night
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When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival
When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.
Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler
When a man from Switzerland has vicious anal with a dog
Ryan did a Switzerland dog pound last night
When two male students from Bulgaria cut to the front of the lunch line and challenge each other to a sword fight (with their penises) right there right now whoever comes out on top at the end of the fight gets to be served lunch first this is very common practice in Bulgaria but it is slightly more shocking to see in other places.
The German Lunch Lady complained that Chadwick and brady where performing the Bulgarian lunch line and put a stop to it pretty quick