smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

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cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

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Newhart

A tv show with Bob Newhart on it.
he lived in vermont with his lovers, Darrell and Darrell and Darrell. Newhart died of leg cancer.

Friend 1: Hey did you watch Newhart?

Friend 2: No, I was beating my son.

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MIT

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

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birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

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Gee

a polite contraction of "Jesus Christ" used as an exclamation by people born before the advent of birth control pills.

Gee! I stubbed my toe.

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shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.

un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.

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