toe

Something to eat when you are bored

I could totally eat some toes right now

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toe

A growth digit at the tip of your foot created for the sole purpose of demonstrating horrible pain when you stub it against a corner or wall.

Joe: *joe stubs his toe* “GOD fucking damn it MY TOE” *joe proceeds to shriek hysterically in pain*

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toe

vagina (short for camel toe)

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toe

used to describe someones particularly round face

"omg I look like a toe in that picture"

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toe

Little hands for your feet. Used by the human race when we were in the early stages of evolution, e.g. Apes

Guy: Duuddee, do you ever think, like do you ever think, wait for it, do you ever look at your feet realise that your toes are little hands for your feet?
Like what would we grab with them? Would we make food with them?

Girl: Give me the brownies Danny.

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toe

(v.) to sexually please a female with your toe... just the big one...

I've been fisted... now i wanna be toed!!!

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toe

Sort of like a finger, but it's shorter and it lives in your shoe.

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