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Earning your HGV licence when you take a big girl home for a game of hide the snake.
Alex took that big girl home and got his HGV licence last night. I hope she didn't eat him after!
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When you have IBS from spicy/Asian food
Guy 1: Dude I have white guy in Asia tummy
Guy 2: Closest toilets are halfway along the beach; run! But here are some baby wipes in case you don't make it!
Someone who cannot accept losing and will bitch and moan while making every excuse while sporting out conspiracy theory even if all the evidence against them is overwhelming
Donald Trump: I only lost because they cheated!
Every sane person: Do you have any evidence to support your claim?
Trump: Just look
Everyone: We did and all of your claims have been proven false
Trump: Fake news!
Everyone: FFS. Such a sore loser!
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When you release particles of your poo into the air, via your anus (you fart)
Alex: Poo cloud incoming
Tom: Not in a confined space FFS