One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.
When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.
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A co-worker who is such a suck up that given the opportunity, they would attempt to place their boss's dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.
"Here comes 'balls and all' back from the meeting."
"Who, Jeff?"
"Yup, he is the biggest suck up."
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A girl who is stuck up and a goody two shoes and thinks everything is childish. She believes she is better than others, which is reflected in her attitudes and actions. Girls generally start qualifying for this label around middle school. Some grow out of it, but others retain the label even in adulthood.
"When did Jenny turn into a Miss Priss?"
"That woman is such a Miss Priss. It is annoying to be around her."
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The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.
I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.
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Phrase you yell when you pants someone in a public place, preferably a mall. People will look, guaranteed. It's even funnier if you push the person down and run away.
After you pants someone, push them down, yell "look at me!" and run away.
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A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.
Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"
Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."
Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."
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A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.
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