Doing a Triple D

The act of going to a restaurant dressed in a white wig as Guy Fieri with a whole ass fake camera crew pretending to be on the TV show Diners Drive-ins and Dives, hoping that you don’t get caught by restaurant employees and local authorities all because you want free food.

“Ayo I heard you tryna dine and dash tonight?”

“Nah fam, I’m doing a Triple D!!!”

“Please get a life.”