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How big is your gavin? I wanna suck your gavin! He puts his gavin inside her biden.
Skin, but most people think it's a small unimportant abdominal organ.
Person 1: Hey person 2, your epidermis is showing.
Person 2: The only thing that's showing is my skin.
Person 1: Exactly!
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I've seen you drivin' round town with the girl I know, and I'm like... fuck you... WOOHOOHOO!!!
I guess the change in my pocket... wasn't enough... I'm like... fuck you and fuhuck her too,
said if I was richer, I'd still be wicher! Now ain't that some shit? Ain't that some shit
Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best... with a... fuck you who who, WOOHOOHOO!!!
When you hit someone and run off which leaves them hurt and mad, often making them chase you and tackle you down.
John: i hit someone and ran
Jon: So did I
John: OH! We both did a Hit N' Run!
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When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.
Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
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people who are half european (white) and half native american (red)
What do you get when you cross white people with redskins? PINK PEOPLE !
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The word that used to actually mean something, but doesn't mean anything anymore.
Kid: Ima post a dic pic to instagram
Mom: hey you can't do that, it's inappropriate
Kid: Im sorry, what?
Mom: It's too inappropriate to post
Kid: That's not even a word!
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