A term used to describe a well hung little person.
Well, Iâve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasnât right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
Loadquidity
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex weâve had and the money shots Iâve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity
Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.
I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
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When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.
Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keithâs mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.
Telejerk is a term to describe how an individual and their partner engage in an act romance when they have been quarantined from each other, due to a sickness or pandemic, but the male still has the urge/need to blow a hot volcanic load of jism.
Well itâs official, Austin has contracted the coronavirus and is quarantined from the outside world, including his girlfriend Katie. I asked him how heâs going to give her the Mac sauce, and he said since Katie is in the corporate world and used to teleworking, that She will allow Austin to Telejerk whenever he feels the need. I hope Katie knows what sheâs in for, Austin can blow loads all day any day. This cheesedick Keith we works with is jealous!
An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I donât know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great
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This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60âs starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
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