Bad Joke Elbow

The act of elbowing a friend or acquaintance in the face following a conversation-killing bad joke while simultaneously shouting "Bad Joke Elbow"

Girl #1: I have a head ache.

Girl #2: More like you have a give-too-much-head ache.

Girl #1: Bad Joke Elbow! (Violently elbows Girl #2 in the face, possibly leading to concussion)

Thirsty Raccoon

a sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, then proceeds the punch her in each eye giving her instant black eyes.

My friend's girlfriend was on her period, so he gave her a thirsty raccoon.

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