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The act of having sexual intercourse by placing the penis in the armpit of a woman and thrusting back and forth.
This chick was on her period so she gave me the best pit stop!
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Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.
I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.
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Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
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When an illegal immigrant from Mexico runs to the border while pregnant and accidentally has a baby in the sand.
Person 1: "Is she from the US?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, I heard she's a sand baby."
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