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A statement said by someone who has just gotten some very, very bad news
Person1: I just fucked your entire family and killed them
Person 2: Well bitchassdickfuckniggagoddamn. It's time for you to die now
And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming
And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming
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When you so extremely bored that you write the word forwards backwards in the Urban Dictionary
Person 1: I'm bored af what should I do?
Person 2: uhhhh I guess you could search up the word forwards in the UD but backwards because that would be cool
Person 3: Why not? I have nothing better to do
*searches sdrawrof*
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This school can be found on google maps, and is definitely a real school where people go to receive the highest education on Dababy and Amongus. In fact, this school is so good that it takes only 2 years to graduate instead of 4. In your first year at the school, you learn all about Dababy and how to say LESSS GOOOOO exactly like he does. In your second year, you will learn all about the popular game Among Us and how to always recognize the sus imposter along with how to do all of the crewmate's tasks.
Overall, there is no higher level of education then that available at Dababy Sussy Amongus School. What are you waiting for? Apply now!
(This is not an advertisement for Dababy Sussy Amongus School. All funds generated by Dababy Sussy Among Us School will be donated to the Sus Imposter Fund, a non-profit organization dedicated to finding all of the sus imposters on the planet and ejecting them into space)
Person 1: Wow! I learned so much from my time in high school! Now I am fully prepared to go to college and get a job!
Person 2: How? Haven't you only been going to school for 2 years?
Person 1: That's right! At Dababy Sussy Amongus School, you learn all about Dababy and Among Us which are undoubtedly important things to know! And this school provides such a quality education that after only 2 years I know all I need to in order to succeed in the real world!
Person 2: Damn, I need to apply to Dababy Sussy Amongus School
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Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack
Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype
What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay