Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

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Dumbo Drop

A dumbo drop is similar to a rusty trombone. It is where you are receiving a handjob while the person is licking or eating out your asshole. However, what makes it a dumbo drop is the act of defecating while they are doing this.

Man, this girl last night was nasty. While she was giving me a rusty trombone I had to shit so I decided... fuck it... I'll just dumbo drop her.

fun house

A fun house is when you poke many holes in a large box. Then a person gets in the box. Then men place their penises through the holes in the box. Kind of like a box of glory holes.

This gay club I heard about wanted more glory holes but ran out of bathroom stalls so they just made a fun house.

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