Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

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Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.

Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.

20👍 10👎

Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

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Inflirment

The act of taking a shit in the toilet and forgetting to properly flush it.

Bob: John, Please don't inflirment in the toilet.

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D1ck

A Way to bypass the censor in online games.

Noob: Stop using grenades noob!
Person: Suck my D1ck!

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Soldier Front

A crappy online FPS game that any one can play. It's free to download. The graphics suck and it's full of 9 year old fags that talk shit when you kill them.

-You kill a noob-

Noob:WTF?!
Noob:Get a life noob
You: Wow just because I killed you
Noob: stfu

-You then realize how much Soldier Front Sucks-

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ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

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