Pedo

A person who will fuck your ass when you don't want it

Jimmy: Hey what do you call a pedo with no legs
Timmy: Idk what do you call a pedo with no legs?
Jimmy: A creepy crawly!
Timmy: ... ok

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Suicide skip

A kangaroo in Australia when it's on the highway and stops and looks at your headlights

"oi watch it it's a fucking suicide skip fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" skkkkkkkkkkkkrt