liquor grinch

Someone who hogs all of the booze at a party and becomes extremely hostile and cold hearted as they continue to drink.

Jesus Christ! Why is Phil at the party? Everyone knows he's a liquor grinch!

Blind Randy

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

Pussy Snipe

A rare and endangered species of bird, native to North America. Amazingly, this avian wonder is rarely witnessed, even less so than the mythical Unicorn and the fabled Post Ghost.

Bob - Fights Won 1572958, Fights Lost 130738.

John - Wow, that's one hell of a Pussy Snipe!
Bob - How can you tell it's not a Unicorn?
John - Only a sniping pussy has numbers like that!

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