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The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow
The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.
What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands