Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

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Frontin'

How Kanye West says exaggerating.

Jamaal: The day after I scored 80 points in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, I killed Hitler and discovered the cure for cancer.
Me: Wow, really?
Jamaal: Naw, I'm just frontin'.
Me: Stfu. Just because you're black and you say frontin', it doesn't mean your Kanye West.

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Godawesome

1. The opposite of godawful.

2. Me.

1. Boobs are godawesome!

2. No example necessary.

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Danielnykampism

A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.

(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.

Bob has Danielnykampism.

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North Carolina

The 12th state to ratify the constitution. Has some big cities, like Greensboro (the best one), and Charlotte, and lots of smaller towns in the country. College basketball is the main sport, because schools like Duke and UNC are consistently successful. The ONLY state in America where you can visit the mountains, beach, and city in the same day. You can't call us rednecks- I mean cmon we have an NBA team. Also pretty kickass climate-wise because I can wear shorts year-round.

If you went to any of the states that border North Carolina (Virginia, Tennessee, and especially South Carolina), you'd get your ass on the soonest flight back.

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Radio Disney

The only thing they listen to in Hell. That's why if you're riding in a car and you ask someone to change it to Radio Disney, they tell you to go to Hell.

Loser: Can you change it to Radio Disney?
Person: Can you go to Hell?

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Hoemance

When two girls are very good friends. Does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. Based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it's about boys.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

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