Sit Down

A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.

Danny: I'll be back in 10 mins - I gotta sit down.

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Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.

Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."

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Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

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Treasure Track

Also known as Treasure Trail

A soft line of hair running from below the navel to the top of the pubic area, and sometimes right into the pubes. This can be found on women, usually ones of darker skin tone. Sometimes it isn't hair, but simply a darker line of skin.

Wow, that brown girl has a cute little treasure track running down her gut.

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Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

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Cheaty Cheaterton

A low-down, dirty, rotten cheater.

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.

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Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

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