chonie baloney

Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.

Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.

Bathroom nesting

The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.

"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"

"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."

Crumb Slumming

the process of searching around in the last bits of a chip bag.

Yo pass me some of them Doritos
Alright, but you'll have to go crumb slumming in it

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