A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.
One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.
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A fictional place of the imagination.
If that guy thinks he's going to get that engine out on his own he's living in pure fuckland!
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A sports car that attracts young ladies.
That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!
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To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.
Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.
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Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.
Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.
An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.
Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.
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To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.
Joe spent his evenings snirking.
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