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next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 14, 2007

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fuckland

A fictional place of the imagination.

If that guy thinks he's going to get that engine out on his own he's living in pure fuckland!

by Tom_NZ April 12, 2007

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

61πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


arch-wanker

To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.

Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ March 31, 2007


shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.

Joe spent his evenings snirking.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž