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Yeow

Downtown Tommy slang used as a greeting, primarily between goober crews and the homeless.

Yeow - Apples is such a fat bastard.

by Torelli_5150 August 7, 2022


open the books

American Mafia phrase that means when an LCN family opens up their rosters for recruitment, to bring in new made members.

Frankie, you've been on record for a while and you're a stand-up guy, so I'm gonna recommend you to the guy upstairs next time we open the books.

by Torelli_5150 May 20, 2023


Subtopia

A fictional island created by the Tiny Dog Collaborative Arts Project in 2018. Within this universe lies the nations of Adrionis, Moskochev, Diablo Blanca, Zamanbalad, Besplovia, Vesarnia, Velika, Ghupo, Skoda and Mallano.

A seemingly never ending tale of modern waste and social degradation, the highs and lows of life across a compact sphere of peoples who hate each other.

Witness the corruption of the Moskochevian Communist Party, or take a detour and bask in the fun of the late Adrionian King Vincent Loftenburg's world of love and good social service.

Shoot on down to Mallano's tyrannical King Calzatto, the lover of all things luxurious and sexually promiscuous, or take a deep dive into the geopolitical problems plaguing the Islamic peoples of southern Adrionis.

Subtopia is an ever-growing testimony to unorthodox worldbuilding - first person stories are built second, the universe is built first. A unique blend of raw imagination and emotion. Sometimes unbelievable, sometimes so real it'll make you puke.

"Subtopia - what's the bloody point?"

King Vincent Loftenburg is the coolest guy in Subtopia.

by Torelli_5150 July 28, 2021


who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020

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lemonpecker

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stayin alive

lemonpecker
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Uncle Sebby #1 Lemon-pecker

by Torelli_5150 March 27, 2021