Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

Banger

A super awesome song. The kind you listen to for three hours on repeat on Spotify.

John: “man, this song is a banger!
Bob: “Hell yeah!”

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ah, yes

A versatile term that can be used for just about anything. If someone says something that’s hella stupid, great, or that makes no sense, ah yes is an appropriate response

Jason: *says something stupid*
Chris: “ah, yes”

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Minceraft

When you enter Minecraft every 10,000th time, the title will say Minceraft instead of Minecraft. Most people most don’t notice it

Player: *opens Minecraft*
Minecraft: *actually says Minceraft*
Player: *never notices*

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Alastor

Hot demon mf from Hazbin Hotel that half the Internet wants to bang

Alastor: *exists*
Fangirl: “LEMME SMAAAAASH!”

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Stabby stabby

An expression used before/after stabbing someone... accept it’s ok because you said stabby stabby first. Often used by crazed children or people who are crazed to begin with

Josh: *exists*
Melissa: *has knife* *stabs josh*

STABBY STABBY!

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