St. Gertrude's

st.gertrude's is exactly the same as any other private school in richmond except 4 the fact they got uniforms, other than that they all ugly ass muh fuckaz, rich ass snobby ass 2 cent crackwhores, and they all throw themselves at the brother schools, shut da hellup cuz im da onli 1 aloud 2 talk dis shyt!

Like oh my gosh, i go to like st.gertrudes and i really dont know why i hate those st.catherines girls but it might like umm be because like they're just like us!!

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god

God is a made up guy used to give hope to the people 2000 years ago. He was their way of explaining EVERYTHING.

God is a mythical being.

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Crapshit

Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favorable excitment (though not always)

Oh great merciful 'crapshit', my hand is stuck in the blender!

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PID

Abbreviation for Pelvic Inflammitory Disease. Usually accompanied by a foul-smelling vaginal discharge. Caused by micro organisms that come from a few token STD's.

Johnny, you're such a pid whiffer.

Randall, thats a pid licker you're talking to!

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UMCP

1. A school where a freshman is bilked for as much money as possible before being shuffled off campus - usually without any idea of where to live - should he DARE to stick around until he is an upperclassman.

2. A school where the people who run it waste money like gibbering jackasses.

3. A school that purchases several $2 million dollar tour busses for the basketball team - which they will then refuse to use.

4. A geographical location wherein the people who give parking violations and the personal servants of the Devil may or may not be the same people - the actual facts are still hotly debated.

"Where the hell am I gonna live next year as a UMCP senior?"

"UMCP spent how much on a tour bus?"

"Those hellspawn from UMCP parking services fucked me good!"

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bitches

the regular female normally very do-able(guy slang)

look at all them fine bitches

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trator

someone who lives in boston, goes to a boston school and supports the yankees for unprecedented reasons.

monica only watches the yankees because she thinks they're hot. (and her screen name is soccerchik...say something? i think so...)

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