numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

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chips and cheese

Staple diet of Cardiff chavs

"Fancy goin' down Canton for a balti bruv?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna have some chips and cheese."

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Brackle

Crack cocaine generally smoked in a bracklepipe

"Do pass me the Brackle old boy..or I'll fookin' kill you."

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papped

Papped: Photographed by a Papparazo

"Shit, I've just been papped again and I'm not even famous"

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The Big "O"

Roy Orbison - One of rock music's truly legendary figures.

Ooby Dooby: "you wiggle and you shake like a big rattlesnake."

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naked lunch

A frozen moment when everone sees what is on the end of every fork.

"There's no understanding Naked Lunch"

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triffid

Experimental plants that are capable of moving themselves around and attacking people.

Source:THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS. by John Wyndham

Beware the triffids... they grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!

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