E.T.S.

E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.

According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.

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Donkey Kong

refering to the way you hit somebody, as to how sometimes, Donkey Kong the video game character strikes oncoming enemies.

"Stop hittin' me man!"
-Watcha gon' do about it?
"I'll box you up!"
-Boy, a few jabs won't do it you-
"Imma Donkey Kong yo ass right on top of yo head in a minute!"

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tarzan

Refers to someone who jumps from one team, a group, or a point of view to another; more like a band wagon. Just as Tarzan swings from vine to vine when traveling through trees at times.

-I could have sworn u were just rootin' fo da Pacers last season.
-Nope, I'm wit da Heats man!
-Damn, Tarzan u such a swinger, ur just like da rest of 'em!
-How?
By hoppin' on da bandwagon yo.

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hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

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w.t.f

"What the fuck!" It's just another way of saying "what the fuck" in a situation that's necessary.It's usually used in a character's thinking bubble in cartoons.

"Look at that horse with the fucked up leg!"
-... W.T.F? ... Damn that's nasty!

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S.Y.A.D

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.

"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"

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off back

guaranteed, completely certain of.

-The way this game is lookin', Kenny is guaranteed a victory.
-Of course he is, he got this one off back!

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