Me

Better than you.

You: I’m awesome!
Me: Well I’m awesome-ER.
You: *cries*

Clint Clinton

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

October 20, 2030

I bet it’ll be a good day because it’s gonna be 10/20/30

John: Hey Dutch did you know today is October 20, 2030?
Dutch: Well we live in earlier times, John, I’m pretty sure it’s October 20, 1930
John: Don't we both die by then?
Dutch: oh.. uhhh

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Chad Kensington

A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.

Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.

redonkulous

A retarded term that people used in 2007, another word for “ridiculous.”

Emily: Yo my homie Todd, I think you got a text message
Todd: Dang it’s someone asking me who do I like.
Emily: Oh.. so who do you like?
Todd: Nobody.
Emily: That’s Redonkulous.

Robert Downey Jr

The lord and savior of us all

You know who i am. -Robert Downey Jr

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Cowpoke

Noun; Typically refers to a Cowboy or Cowgirl, seriously or jokingly.

Robert: I saw a Cowpoke working on a ranch earlier today
Patrick: Cool

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