Violent

adj. Synonym for cool, beastly, or serious.

Example 1:

Jimmy: "I just got a new car."
Mike: "That's violent!"

Example 2:

Evan: "Did you see the trailer for the new Halo game?"
Chris: "It was violent!"

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Watchmen

Pornography for comic nerds.

One part in Watchmen has a girl getting gang-banged by a bunch of blue dongs.

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Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

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World of Warcraft

The reason I'm still a virgin.

In World of Warcraft, I'm a level 70 Paladin.

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Ess on my dee

Suck on my dick. S-on-my-D.

"Ess on my dee."

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Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."

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Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

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