air supply

The greatest band ever. Fuck *NSYNC. Fuck Bitchney Spears. Fuck R. Kelly. Fuck 50 Cent. Fuck all of those loser punk bands. THIS IS REAL MUSIC. If you refuse to listen to Air Supply because it isn't gothic mindrot or hateful metal rock, then you deserve to be castrated with a dull sword.

Making love out of nothing at all...

93👍 57👎

McDonalds

A restaurant with :
1. A clown for a mascot
2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?)
3. Pig bung as meat
4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies

**Eats at the big mac**
DIAHRREA!
**Uses toilet**

11👍 12👎

Sila Maria Calderon

The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.

It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.

3👍 5👎

Mel Gibson

One of the most noble and valiant heroes of the 21st Century. He had the balls to endure the ignorant anti-semite backlash and the inevitable media acidbath to make his labor-of-love dream project: The Passion of The Christ. You see, he could've just rested on his laurels for the rest of his life, like any good coward would do--he chose to spend thirty million dollars out of his OWN POCKET to make TPoTC. It could've easily ruined him beyond redemption--the movie became one of the highest grossers of all time, despite a brutal R-rating and undeserved lambasting from apallingly hypocritical "professional" critics who complained it was too violent(Even though they had no problem with the violence in Kill Bill). Just like how Jesus died for us, Mel Gibson endured the endless backlash to bring us a straightforward and brutal depiction of his death. A true, benevolent hero.

And a kickass comedy/action/drama actor too.

Mel Gibson = Jesus Christ

392👍 176👎

Fifth Base

The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.

Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(

81👍 364👎

joe six pack

The appropiate nickname for the ignorant masses drowning out all remaining hints of intellect on our planet. You know them--they're the same kind who take Jesus' death for granted, eat at McDonalds every day and think pan-and-scan is superior to widescreen.

Joe Six Pack: Why are these big black bars obscuring my screen? I WANT MY SCREEN FILLED, not this stupid film elitist crap. I have a right, you know, and--

**JSP dies of heart attack from eating one too many Big Macs**

241👍 146👎

Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale

2👍 10👎