Zelda

Zelda is the Princess of Hyrule who "spends most of her time on vacation in the dungeon somewhere catching royalty checks from her successful franchise."
-Jelloapocalypse
She is also very boring, except in like Wind Waker and Breath of the Wild where she is rude instead...

'Wow, this must be the 8,000,000th Zelda that has gotten captured. Whatever should we do...'

kiribaku

Kiribaku is from My Hero Academia, or Boku No Hero Academia if you're annoying, it's between Kacchan and Shitty Hair. It's g8 mate rate it 8/8!!!

Kiribaku is the #1 BNHA ship, aside from Tododeku

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Link

Link is the Hero, and can only speak in Hya's and other grunting noises.

"Hut! Hut! Hejt! Tyaa! Whaa! Hut!"
-Link

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Friend

friend: someone who you threaten to kill and will just tell you;

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"

-Some person

Bro A: Dude, you're a bro to me, perhaps even a... Friend.
Dude B: *gasp* Bro. I would kill for you.
Bro A: *chokes* Dude...

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